Y'know, I really should incorporate blogging into my life more.
And the best way to do that is to make my life dependent on blogging somehow.
And the only way I can do that is to bet something important to me on maintaining my stream of blog posts.
So from now on, for every post I miss, I lose 5 bucks to my brother.
Oh my golly that's gonna be a doozer.
Wednesday, December 21
Wednesday, November 23
Wednesday Post # 6: SHIZ!
Darn it.
I forgot to post again.
For two whole weeks.
If you're curious about the title, I'm that type of person who replaces cuss words with alternate words.
The title is the word that immediately came up in my head when I finally remembered the blog.
Hence, a new blog title.
Thank you for the views, supposedly French, loyal, blog viewers.
No, literally, the only people who seem to visit my blog are French.
See? That, my readers, is a snapshot of my blog view statistics provided by Blogger.
The darker the country, the more views. There are 4 views logged from France, by Chrome users, on Windows PCs. Yep, all that information is recorded by my blog when you visit it.
So clear your cookies, loyal readers.
On an unrelated sidenote, Blogger also provides the websites which relay my viewers to my page (found here). I clicked a few, curious on where you guys are coming from.
Holy cow. You guys sure like your pornographic content.
(If you're wondering, the views from U.S.A. are a result of me viewing my own blog. Vain, I know.)
I forgot to post again.
For two whole weeks.
If you're curious about the title, I'm that type of person who replaces cuss words with alternate words.
The title is the word that immediately came up in my head when I finally remembered the blog.
Hence, a new blog title.
Thank you for the views, supposedly French, loyal, blog viewers.
No, literally, the only people who seem to visit my blog are French.
See? That, my readers, is a snapshot of my blog view statistics provided by Blogger.
The darker the country, the more views. There are 4 views logged from France, by Chrome users, on Windows PCs. Yep, all that information is recorded by my blog when you visit it.
So clear your cookies, loyal readers.
On an unrelated sidenote, Blogger also provides the websites which relay my viewers to my page (found here). I clicked a few, curious on where you guys are coming from.
Holy cow. You guys sure like your pornographic content.
(If you're wondering, the views from U.S.A. are a result of me viewing my own blog. Vain, I know.)
Wednesday, November 2
Wednesday #5: The Return of the Avocado
Hey! I remembered to post! Ain't that awesome?
If you've been on my blog for a while, you might notice some things I've changed, i.e. the three widgets on the button. Along with the external linkies and the extra Google+ follow widget, there's a subscribe widget.
So SUBSCRIBE!!! It's the easiest way to keep track of what's happening here on my blog.
Also, I've become addicted to an online game. That's the reason why this post is so short.
Help my eggs!
If you've been on my blog for a while, you might notice some things I've changed, i.e. the three widgets on the button. Along with the external linkies and the extra Google+ follow widget, there's a subscribe widget.
So SUBSCRIBE!!! It's the easiest way to keep track of what's happening here on my blog.
Also, I've become addicted to an online game. That's the reason why this post is so short.
Help my eggs!
Monday, October 31
Heh heh heh (Halloween Post!)
You know what the funny thing about life is?
It's that sometimes, things tend to be the exact OPPOSITE of how they appear.
Remember that one post in which I said I would try to update twice a week? Turns out, instead of a lack of work, my naturally lazy brain blocked out that we had a shiz ton of work & tests that following day. Oh well.
So in the end, I end up not posting for the rest of the school term and one summer (or was it two?). Which might've (emphasis on might) effected my extremely limited fanbase.
So from now on, I promise
Welp, that promise ain't going to hold up very long.
It's that sometimes, things tend to be the exact OPPOSITE of how they appear.
Remember that one post in which I said I would try to update twice a week? Turns out, instead of a lack of work, my naturally lazy brain blocked out that we had a shiz ton of work & tests that following day. Oh well.
So in the end, I end up not posting for the rest of the school term and one summer (or was it two?). Which might've (emphasis on might) effected my extremely limited fanbase.
So from now on, I promise (although my promises are pretty useless) to try to update regularly.
Welp, that promise ain't going to hold up very long.
Wednesday, June 8
Wednesday Post #4: Schedule?
Okay, so those of you who read my blog know that I usually post on Wednesdays, at 4:30. Well, since it turns out I have a lot more time than I previously thought, how about updating twice a week? I kind of need feedback on this, since I want to be able to use my time as efficiently as possible. If you guys don't think I should spend my time writing twice a week, I should be doing something else instead.
On a side note, 6 posts! I've almost written enough posts to fill my home page (I set the display to seven). That means, in two weeks (or by the end of next week on the twice a week schedule) you won't be able to see my first post on the front page anymore.
...
So, what are you supposed to blog about when you run out of ideas? Do any of you guys have tips to overcome artist's/writer's/life blocks? If you guys have the time to, leave a comment below!
I mean, I guess I could talk about work. But the work of a person who sits in a desk all day is kind of boring. Nobody wants to hear you vent, either. I've never been in a proper relationship, so I can't give advice. No one has left questions in the comments, and you can only 3D model for so long before your eyes start to hurt. Binge eating is hard when you're too lazy to get up and binge watching is hard without Netflix.
Ack, I'm just really lazy. Oh well. See you guys next week, I guess.
On a side note, 6 posts! I've almost written enough posts to fill my home page (I set the display to seven). That means, in two weeks (or by the end of next week on the twice a week schedule) you won't be able to see my first post on the front page anymore.
...
So, what are you supposed to blog about when you run out of ideas? Do any of you guys have tips to overcome artist's/writer's/life blocks? If you guys have the time to, leave a comment below!
I mean, I guess I could talk about work. But the work of a person who sits in a desk all day is kind of boring. Nobody wants to hear you vent, either. I've never been in a proper relationship, so I can't give advice. No one has left questions in the comments, and you can only 3D model for so long before your eyes start to hurt. Binge eating is hard when you're too lazy to get up and binge watching is hard without Netflix.
Ack, I'm just really lazy. Oh well. See you guys next week, I guess.
Wednesday, June 1
Wednesday Post #3: Forgetfulness?
Wow, this blog has come pretty far. Five posts already? I usually never get this far in anything! It's awesome! With a little dedication and a whole lot of annoyance, this blog should go far. Of course, other then my own laziness, there is one thing stopping me from doing things: forgetfulness! Forgetfulness is the bane of everybody, even the sharp-witted, brisk businessmen in our lives (actually, especially the businessmen in our lives). So, how do we avoid this daily annoyance? Well, I found some tips:
2. Set reminders on your mobile device
Another common one. It's a pretty good tip, as our lives are mostly spent staring at a tiny screen clutched between our grimy fingers. Of course, it's quite useless if you forget to carry your phone around in the first place.
3. Post sticky notes all over the place!
Now that I realize it, it's pretty common in TV shows and such for the protagonists to post sticky notes everywhere. But really, this tip is actually pretty useful. It's the only reason I get anywhere on time.
So, with these memory-saving tips at hand, there's no... wait what was I talking about again?
- Get a planner
2. Set reminders on your mobile device
Another common one. It's a pretty good tip, as our lives are mostly spent staring at a tiny screen clutched between our grimy fingers. Of course, it's quite useless if you forget to carry your phone around in the first place.
3. Post sticky notes all over the place!
Now that I realize it, it's pretty common in TV shows and such for the protagonists to post sticky notes everywhere. But really, this tip is actually pretty useful. It's the only reason I get anywhere on time.
So, with these memory-saving tips at hand, there's no... wait what was I talking about again?
Wednesday, May 25
Wednesday Post #2: The Makings of a Good Blog-Master
Y'all out there probably have read some blogs on the internet before (as in, blogs other than mine). Some are really good, some, eeeh, not so much. All because of their awesome blog-masters. What sets these blog-masters apart from all of the Joe Schmoe blog-masters out there? Well, I compiled a list.
1. Most of the best blog-masters are male.
2.They all seem to be single, male or female (part of what makes them good is probably their amusing grumbling over their single status).
3. Most of them have been to college, are in college, or dropped out (more stories for us, I guess!).
4. They all seem to be the monkey-in-the-middle. You know, the most misfortune one, the klutz, the, well, "butt" of the joke.
Well, I guess I could have a couple of these traits (not that I'm a middle-aged, single, unlucky male). I mean, I am single (not interested, but thanks). I can't say I've been to college (not telling) and I can't say I'm a male (not telling either). I can say I've had misfortunes in the past (a lot), and I can say I'm the subject of more than a couple of jokes (thanks, Brendan). I bet though, if I were a middle aged, single, unlucky male I would be an EPIC blog-master.
That's how life works, right?
Saturday, May 21
Saturday Post: Musings of a Random Person
Ack, the title makes me feel like some wishy washy person on the internet. Well, I'm a wishy washy person anyways.
Sorry for not updating on Wednesday, but due to some technical difficulties (namely, the common cold) I was prevented from doing much. Still sick, but I'm doing better now!
...
Welp, feels like the first post all over again. The awkwardness, the pain, the boredom. Time to break the ice again!
So, many of you (if there are enough to be considered "many") may be wondering why I even started this blog in the first place. Well, for the most part, to vent. Then I realized that was a bad idea, but too late! I had already started it, and I had no idea how to delete it. So I decided to write up a nice-ish first post, and here we are, the third post of my blog. So I guess now I'm going to use this for my hobbies. Yep, surprisingly I actually have hobbies, and, surprisingly, they don't require the internet.
A couple of said hobbies include 3D modeling and felting. Of course, I won't get into specifics of these hobbies, but I'm probably going to be too lazy to take good pictures of some of them or figure out how to put pictures on posts, so when I do want to show off my stuff, I'll probably just link you to my deviantArt posts. Not that I have anything on deviantArt now, but here's a link: Linky! Don't ask why I put "Linky!" It's just something I do.
Well, I think this post is getting a bit long, so I'm going to end it here. I'll see you guys next time (if there is one)!
Sorry for not updating on Wednesday, but due to some technical difficulties (namely, the common cold) I was prevented from doing much. Still sick, but I'm doing better now!
...
Welp, feels like the first post all over again. The awkwardness, the pain, the boredom. Time to break the ice again!
So, many of you (if there are enough to be considered "many") may be wondering why I even started this blog in the first place. Well, for the most part, to vent. Then I realized that was a bad idea, but too late! I had already started it, and I had no idea how to delete it. So I decided to write up a nice-ish first post, and here we are, the third post of my blog. So I guess now I'm going to use this for my hobbies. Yep, surprisingly I actually have hobbies, and, surprisingly, they don't require the internet.
A couple of said hobbies include 3D modeling and felting. Of course, I won't get into specifics of these hobbies, but I'm probably going to be too lazy to take good pictures of some of them or figure out how to put pictures on posts, so when I do want to show off my stuff, I'll probably just link you to my deviantArt posts. Not that I have anything on deviantArt now, but here's a link: Linky! Don't ask why I put "Linky!" It's just something I do.
Well, I think this post is getting a bit long, so I'm going to end it here. I'll see you guys next time (if there is one)!
Wednesday, May 11
Wednesday Post #1: Plans, Publicity, and more
Yay! A second post! On a lot of the things I do, I usually never make it to the second. Or even the first, for that matter. Well, on to the things I want to cover in this post.
So, I was planning a few things when I started this blog. First, I wanted a place to put web comics. Second, I wanted something to do in my (fairly limited) spare time. Third, I just wanted something cool I could call mine. Now to make that happen, I kind of need an audience. So to whomever reads this, SPREAD THE WORD! Tell everybody and everything about this little blog. Tell your family! Tell all your friends! Tell random people on the street! (Okay, I think I'm stretching it now.)
Q&A was one of the things I wanted to do on this blog. That means I need QUESTIONS. I mean, look at my FAQ. Not a single question. Just some lamenting over not having any questions. It's kind of pathetic, really. So everybody's who reading, ask a question down in the comments! Doesn't matter how stupid or how weird, I want them all!
Another thing, WEB COMICS! You know, those funny, cool, addicting comic strips you find online? Yeah, I'm a big fan of those. I've always wanted to start my own web comic series. I need ideas, though! Go ahead and suggest ideas in the comments, those who are reading.
I think that's it. Until next time, then!
Time to start a new obsession!
So, I was planning a few things when I started this blog. First, I wanted a place to put web comics. Second, I wanted something to do in my (fairly limited) spare time. Third, I just wanted something cool I could call mine. Now to make that happen, I kind of need an audience. So to whomever reads this, SPREAD THE WORD! Tell everybody and everything about this little blog. Tell your family! Tell all your friends! Tell random people on the street! (Okay, I think I'm stretching it now.)
Q&A was one of the things I wanted to do on this blog. That means I need QUESTIONS. I mean, look at my FAQ. Not a single question. Just some lamenting over not having any questions. It's kind of pathetic, really. So everybody's who reading, ask a question down in the comments! Doesn't matter how stupid or how weird, I want them all!
Another thing, WEB COMICS! You know, those funny, cool, addicting comic strips you find online? Yeah, I'm a big fan of those. I've always wanted to start my own web comic series. I need ideas, though! Go ahead and suggest ideas in the comments, those who are reading.
I think that's it. Until next time, then!
Time to start a new obsession!
Sunday, May 8
First Posts
...
Well. This is awkward.
I guess most "first posts" are pretty awkward. I mean, why wouldn't they be? Not knowing if you're offending someone, not knowing if you're going to be arrested soon for one of those ridiculous offense (aka using a fake name),not even knowing if anyone's reading what you're writing. Well, no telling what's coming next!
To break the ice, here's some info about me (I know, I know. There's a bio to the right. Ignore it for the moment):
My name is Naver Hetana. I'm a person who has BIG dreams, a more-or-less average sized heart, and a whole truckload of moxie. I've been called crazy, insane, smart, and sarcastic. Be prepared for a really weird ride.
All for the sake of science!
Well. This is awkward.
I guess most "first posts" are pretty awkward. I mean, why wouldn't they be? Not knowing if you're offending someone, not knowing if you're going to be arrested soon for one of those ridiculous offense (aka using a fake name),
To break the ice, here's some info about me (I know, I know. There's a bio to the right. Ignore it for the moment):
My name is Naver Hetana. I'm a person who has BIG dreams, a more-or-less average sized heart, and a whole truckload of moxie. I've been called crazy, insane, smart, and sarcastic. Be prepared for a really weird ride.
All for the sake of science!
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